I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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