are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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