in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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