I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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