Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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