All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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