I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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