Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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