What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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