i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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