who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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