I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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