Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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