How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He shit in the fireplace
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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