do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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