Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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