so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
