how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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