hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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