Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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