honey bunches of taint.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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