I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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