Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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