do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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