There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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