Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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