when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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