If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Dear god my vagina.
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