just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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