im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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