The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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