Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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