it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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