bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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