Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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