Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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