I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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