the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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