Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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