Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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