Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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