I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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