It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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