The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He did a backflip because drugs
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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