I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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