i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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