mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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