she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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