Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it's like iHOP with fire
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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