Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize