You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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