What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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