Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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