The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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